Hard work may pay off after time but laziness
pays off NOW.
I came across
a rather hilarious website in a google image search for the
word "acceptance." This site features highly motivational
posters aimed toward children, influencing them to be more
accepting of others. But, similar to most motivational
posters, they just ended up being silly and ineffective. Have
at it.
Excuse
me, I'm chasing my elusive and orgastic
future.
quote:
darkspots came out of the closet to say: The
first image on that page, the one that's directed at
preschoolers says "LEARN TO TAKE TURNS!". Who's supposed to
read that?
quote:
Stryder came out of the closet to say:
siegheil.jpg
I found this one the funniest so far, but
many of these are really good. Keep it coming (I'm trying to
contribute; haven't got anything worth sharing yet).
The black
girl in the original image looked kinda sketchy, which
immediately reminded me of the Iowa State student catolog
scandal where supposedly a black guy was 'digitally' added to
the front cover with a group of white students. Here's my take
on it:
Edit: Here is another version,
KillerTwinkie
fucked around with this message at Jan 06, 2004 around
16:36
quote:
malvo approved came out of the closet to say:
People need to use [img] tags, its a pain in the
ass to click on url's to see them.
Some people do that because they may have
limited bandwidth on their webspace. Every time someone loads
that page or refreshes it, it's another hit and counts for
more bandwidth on their site.
quote:
dr7flow came out of the closet to say: EDIT:
my friend Limit 9 (not from SA) made this one, i thought it
was good enough for you all to have a gander at.
My friend
liam (fellow goon) took some rather hilarious pictures of
himself and photoshopped them into the coccaine and marijuana
drug posters. Should be posting soon.
admiraldennis
fucked around with this message at Jan 07, 2004 around
00:20
Some people do that because they may have
limited bandwidth on their webspace. Every time someone
loads that page or refreshes it, it's another hit and counts
for more bandwidth on their site.
I'm sure some do, but it seemed to me like it was
a lot of newer registrants who might not know how to use the
tag, and a lot of them are on free hosting anyway. Oh well no
big deal.
Real cool, guy. At work. Click
link. AND SEE 'NIGGER' IN CAPS.
Fucktard.
oh stfu dumbass. maybe you should try
reading the "not racist" tag and realize that maybe, just
maybe, it contains racist material. Jesus christ you're
fucking stupid.
Hey, maybe you should wait a bit before
posting. The point is to make a funny poster. If yours is
supposed to be funny, the joke is waayyyyy too
subtle.
Hey, maybe you should wait a bit before
posting. The point is to make a funny poster. If yours is
supposed to be funny, the joke is waayyyyy too
subtle.
[edit] are those topless women in the
background?
I think the kid is supposed to be
distracted by the horde of naked women chasing him from monty
python's the meaning of life.
Hey, maybe you should wait a bit before
posting. The point is to make a funny poster. If yours is
supposed to be funny, the joke is waayyyyy too
subtle.
[edit] are those topless women in the
background?
Hey, maybe you should wait a bit before
posting replies to perfectly good entries.
quote:
Suicide Pacmen came out of the closet to say:
never watched captain planet, did we?
Yah I did, why? That images works on so
many levels!
Oh, wait, for some reason I thought there
was a red-headed russian girl, but there are only four
elements. My bad. But top-center is definately a girl.
Sorry to derail, but what is it with this
Down not Across business? I hear it a lot on SA, and maybe
it's a running joke and I just haven't been here long enough -
but where did it come from?
Sorry to derail, but what is it with this
Down not Across business? I hear it a lot on SA, and maybe
it's a running joke and I just haven't been here long enough
- but where did it come from?
When slitting your wrists, you cut down
along the vein, not across it. Thats it.
Sorry to derail, but what is it with this
Down not Across business? I hear it a lot on SA, and maybe
it's a running joke and I just haven't been here long enough
- but where did it come from?
Uh you couldn't figure this one out on
your own?
So you take the razor blade and slice down
your arm along the vein. Slicing across is just for drama
whores who are trying to get attention.
quote:
Shumagorath came out of the closet to say: Oh,
wait, for some reason I thought there was a red-headed
russian girl, but there are only four elements. My bad. But
top-center is definately a girl.
The white kid was red-headed, and the Asian kid
was female, the other kid was Indian, but male, I've updated
the pic to take this into account, except I couldn't be fucked
trying to change the gender of the top right kid.
Fucking image
leech. Extreme justice done (lol pain4 lol). Also, ban that
motherfucker. I don't have unlimited bandwidth.
EDIT:
Fuck. Someone quoted my image so I can't change it without
getting either him or me or both banned here. Well he ain't
getting my bandwidth no more.
F^2 fucked
around with this message at Jan 08, 2004 around
22:09
SOMEONE
PLEASE help me with getting the screenshot of the forums to
fit on the computer screen right. i think it has something to
do with "3d transform" but i havent figured out how to use
that yet.
Scott Farcas
fucked around with this message at Jan 08, 2004 around
23:09
Hey, maybe you should wait a bit before
posting. The point is to make a funny poster. If yours is
supposed to be funny, the joke is waayyyyy too
subtle.
[edit] are those topless women in the
background?
If I'm not mistaken, that kid wearing the
brightly colored shirt is the goalie (beacuse goalies wear
that kind of stuff) and obviously he isn't paying attention to
the goal, hence the joke, or so I think (granted it is kinda
subtle)
quote:
PhancyPants came out of the closet to say:
Edit: Fixed text. Learning as I go (I just added
the outline using a dropshadow, is there another way?)
Aren't there
some scripts that you can use to replace an image for certain
referrers with another one without going through the hassle of
changing the file names and stuff? Damn leeches
quote:
Myrddin Emrys came out of the closet to say: I
like this one, and I like your approach. Not to nitpick,
though, but her name was Violet Beauregarde, so Violet B.,
not T.
quote:
PhancyPants came out of the closet to say:
[Derail] I never figured that out. Are there
actually people that would say "No need to rush and help,
it's only rape." [/derail]
[derail continues]humans can be fucking worthless
sometimes. there have been numerous reported instances of
people being MURDERED IN PUBLIC and no one has done anything
about it. for some psychological reason (that i think we
studied in psych 101 but damned if i remember) people either
don't take responsibility for it (assume someone else will
call 911, etc) or they just block it out of their minds and
pretend not to know. the idea of "fire" is that if you make
people think that THEY are also in danger, they'll actually
get off their asses and do something about it.[/derail]
quote:
infix came out of the closet to say: [derail
continues]humans can be fucking worthless sometimes. there
have been numerous reported instances of people being
MURDERED IN PUBLIC and no one has done anything about it.
for some psychological reason (that i think we studied in
psych 101 but damned if i remember) people either don't take
responsibility for it (assume someone else will call 911,
etc) or they just block it out of their minds and pretend
not to know. the idea of "fire" is that if you make people
think that THEY are also in danger, they'll actually get off
their asses and do something about it.[/derail]
Wow... that's kind of depressing
really.
But, to put the thread back on track, another
image!
Edit: Changed caption. More funny.
Relatively.
PhancyPants
fucked around with this message at Jan 10, 2004 around
01:09
quote:
infix came out of the closet to say: [derail
continues]humans can be fucking worthless sometimes. there
have been numerous reported instances of people being
MURDERED IN PUBLIC and no one has done anything about it.
for some psychological reason (that i think we studied in
psych 101 but damned if i remember) people either don't take
responsibility for it (assume someone else will call 911,
etc) or they just block it out of their minds and pretend
not to know. the idea of "fire" is that if you make people
think that THEY are also in danger, they'll actually get off
their asses and do something about it.[/derail]
i understand that but if they yell "FIRE"
everyone is just going to run away
quote:
goggleguy came out of the closet to say: i
understand that but if they yell "FIRE" all the
self-centered pussies are just going to run away
This is true, but not in that sense.
Rape or murder are more personal, a fire is bigger and causes
feelings of (misplaced) heroism for some reason. We had the
same discussion.
Your Boogie
Man fucked around with this message at Jan 09, 2004 around
21:18
Possibly
too vauge, but the text was taken from a rape poster on the
Algra site. Editing was really minor, quick reshaping on part
of the outline and the ground and removing two dots.
Possibly
too vauge, but the text was taken from a rape poster on the
Algra site. Editing was really minor, quick reshaping on
part of the outline and the ground and removing two dots.
Much too subtle. I had to read your
description before I really got it.
I like to think there's a special place
in hell for pictures like this.
I like to think you're right, and the
guy's reference to an anti-semetic stereotype makes me hope he
joins the picture there. Seriously. That counts as racist.
quote:
Dolorous Decay came out of the closet to say:
I like to think you're right, and the
guy's reference to an anti-semetic stereotype makes me hope
he joins the picture there. Seriously. That counts as
racist.
Jew that motherjewer. Saying jew in every
sentence is all the jew among the high school jews.
But at least his Photoshop was hilarious
and technically well-executed, so I'll forgive his blatant
racism.
Jew that motherjewer. Saying jew in every
sentence is all the jew among the high school jews.
But at least his Photoshop was
hilarious and technically well-executed, so I'll forgive his
blatant racism.
Hitler brought a battered germany out of
depression and formed it into an economic superpower. He
should therefore be forgiven for his crimes against humanity.
Am I rite? no. Neither are you. The fact is, his racism
offends people and his talents dont make up for it. His
picture was all that you said, but he was still careless to
the sensitivities of others. Both his and yours lack of such
sensitivities doesnt make it right for you to flame me over my
frowning on his uncalled-for
stereotype.
[/rant]
Alright,
I'm done. Say whatever you want, thats the end of my
arguments.
quote:
Dolorous Decay came out of the closet to say:
Hitler brought a battered germany out of
depression and formed it into an economic superpower. He
should therefore be forgiven for his crimes against
humanity. Am I rite? no. Neither are you. The fact is, his
racism offends people and his talents dont make up for it.
His picture was all that you said, but he was still careless
to the sensitivities of others. Both his and yours lack of
such sensitivities doesnt make it right for you to flame me
over my frowning on his uncalled-for
stereotype.
[/rant]
Alright,
I'm done. Say whatever you want, thats the end of my
arguments.
it's called sarcasm, smart guy...
geh, it
might have been something not worth further talk.
Montey3 fucked
around with this message at Jan 12, 2004 around
02:27
quote:
Dolorous Decay came out of the closet to say:
Hitler brought a battered germany out of
depression and formed it into an economic superpower. He
should therefore be forgiven for his crimes against
humanity. Am I rite? no. Neither are you. The fact is, his
racism offends people and his talents dont make up for it.
His picture was all that you said, but he was still careless
to the sensitivities of others. Both his and yours lack of
such sensitivities doesnt make it right for you to flame me
over my frowning on his uncalled-for
stereotype.
[/rant]
Alright,
I'm done. Say whatever you want, thats the end of my
arguments.
You do raise several interesting
points, except... I was being completely sarcastic and
I found his image to be neither well-conceived nor
well-executed. To everyone else reading this thread, I'm sorry
I derailed it with my original comment. I'm a fucking jerk.
You do raise several interesting
points, except... I was being completely sarcastic
and I found his image to be neither well-conceived nor
well-executed. To everyone else reading this thread, I'm
sorry I derailed it with my original comment. I'm a fucking
jerk.
quote:
KennyG came out of the closet to say: No you
can't it's blured out, did it myself... it is no worse than
what would be shown on TV, basic TV
yeah, some basic TV isn't work
safe.
jesus, just put it as a link. no one's trying to
censor you, you can still have it. some of us would like to
browse GBS topics and keep our jobs (like we should be able
to).
oh, and btw, i think the image is damn
funny.
quote:
evil mushroom came out of the closet to say:
http://members.cox.net/smjohnson85/spice.jpg
so this is going to be a great thread!
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